Notes from the Trail

Notes from the Trail

Dear Kelloggs/Malt-O-Meal...

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Jeff Noble
Mar 25, 2006
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Sublime happiness and joy awaits every one of you. It can be had... even tonight... for only about $6.37. If you have a Wal-Mart Supercenter within a 20 mile radius, I beseech you, no I compel and ur…

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